01 February 2012

Day One - 01/02/2012

I guess if this blog is going to work the way I think it should work then I need to set guidelines.

What am I trying to prove? Well that I can stop drinking whenever I want, and I will look and feel all the better for it after a month without any booze.

In order to prove this I will take one fairly weary and unsure 28yr old lad nursing a slight hangover the evening after a night of two bottles of red wine and a bottle of beer, AKA me, and ensure that zero units of alcohol pass through my lips for the entirety of the experiment.

I will do this over the month of February which is 4 weeks, or because its a bloody leap year 29 days.

During that time I will measure the following parts of my anatomy and keep a picture diary so that I can log my progress and check back to see how fucking chubby I looked on 1st Feb 2012:

  • Weight: 83kg
  • Waist: 95.5cm
  • Arse: 94cm
  • Chest: 105cm
  • Thigh: 58cm
  • Body Picture (Profile):  
I don't think I look in too bad shape, but that belly does look like its seen some action in its 
  • Body Picture (Side):  
Yeah I know, impressive cock shot but seriously that belly still pushes out further. For shame.
  • Attitude of Subject (me):  Apprehensive, but keen to get started this over with.
Lets get the water party started!!!


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